This is getting ridiculous here in Michigan. April 6th and six inches of snow! Come on people, if this is what we get to look forward to in the fight against Global Warming.. er, I mean Climate Change, this is NOT what we want! It’s April for crying out loud and we’ve only seen ONE day over 60 degrees! It’s supposed to be SPRING! Our grass hasn’t even started to turn green yet, flowers haven’t sprouted yet!
So burn some leaves! Burn your garbage! Fire up those coal-fired power plants! Jump in your gas-guzzling SUVs and drive around! If CO2 is the reason for global warming, then we need more CO2!!!!
It’s not just Michigan. There’s a freeze warning across much of the south!
Light blue area has a freeze warning. Dark blue has a deep freeze warning.
A FREEZE WARNING MEANS SUB-FREEZING TEMPERATURES ARE IMMINENT OR HIGHLY LIKELY. THESE CONDITIONS WILL KILL CROPS AND OTHER SENSITIVE VEGETATION.
A HARD FREEZE WARNING MEANS SUB- FREEZING TEMPERATURES ARE HIGHLY LIKELY. THESE CONDITIONS WILL KILL CROPS AND OTHER SENSITIVE VEGETATION IF PROTECTIVE MEASURES ARE NOT TAKEN. ANY SENSITIVE PLANTS SHOULD EITHER BE COVERED OR BROUGHT INDOORS.
Look at this forecast! Never gets to 50 this week, chance of snow on April 10th!